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Excuse me sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?

Excuse me sir, how much have you had to drink tonight?

 

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Wait a policeman outside a bar popular hoping to catch a drunk driver.

At closing time, as everyone came out, he spotted his potential quarry.

The guy screwed up it is clear that he can barely walk.

Found around the parking lot for a few minutes looking for his car.

After trying his keys on five others, he finally found his own car.

He was sitting in a car a good 10 minutes while other astronauts left bar.

He turned his lights on, then off.

Began to pull ahead in the grass, then stopped.

Finally, when was the last car, he pulled out on the road and started to drive away.

The policeman, in the meantime, turning on the lights and pulled over a man.

He administered alcohol test, and to the great surprise, the man passed easily.

The policeman was dumbfounded.

“We must break this device,” shouted the policeman.

‘, I doubt it, “the man said.” Tonight I’m the designated decoy DD … “.

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